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Prie maintenant ! Pray now !

  • Posted on 31 March 2021 at 11 h 22 min

En temps de crise, n’oubliez pas de demander de l’aide à votre cœur désuet! En tiempos de crisis ¡No olvides pedir auxilio a tu corazón desfasado! In times of crisis, do not forget to ask your outdated heart for help!

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Corazón desfasado meets tripa desfasada

  • Posted on 6 May 2020 at 16 h 42 min

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oh corazón desfasado

  • Posted on at 15 h 59 min

Marinette présente Oh Corazón Desfasado

Contre la COVID19 I 

OH! Corazón Desfasado,
Toi qui fais des apparitions miraculeuses et des performances prodigieuses
Aie pitié de mon nihilisme et pardonne mon scepticisme ;

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  • Posted on 16 February 2020 at 20 h 15 min

Ayuda milagrosa de Corazón Desfasado contra el oscurantismo contemporáneo en las artes(Según el caso, puede cambiar la palabra corazón por artista, curador, gestor cultural, funcionario) I¡Oh! ¡Corazón Desfasado!No se si tengo fe, pero por si las dudas, ¡ayúdame!Omnipresente órgano de vigilanciaTen piedad de miOmnipresente víscera de dominaciónTen piedad de miOmnipresente entraña de subordinaciónTen piedad de miIIOh santo desarraigado, divino yugo de un corazón en pedazos, Ten piedad de mi.Resignado mecanismo de autocensura, ¡GUIAME!Ilumíname para DECIR sin correr el riesgo de morir. Enséñame a no meterme en problemasIIIOh corazón expuesto al fuegoSálvame de los funcionarios oscurantistas… de la economía naranja.Juez indulgente…

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La Contra

  • Posted on 22 September 2019 at 9 h 53 min

Prière contre la censure dans l’art

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  • Posted on 18 June 2019 at 16 h 13 min

¡La próxima aparición del Corazón Desfasado!
Prochaine apparition miraculeuse et message de rédemption de Corazón Desfasado
Next miraculous apparition and message of redemption from Corazón Desfasado
Jueves 20 de junio a las 17 h (México, DF)
en el MUAC, Museo universitario de arte contemporáneo.  Museo universitario de arte contemporáneo 
Pour ceux et celles qui ne sont pas en ville, il y aura une cyber apparition  avec miracle. Ici  >>


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For people who are not in town
There will be a web appearance with miracles and everything here >>

Prepare your requests. Your desires will come true!
Send your requests below, in the comments section.
Envoyez vos demandes ci-dessous, dans la section commentaires.
Envíe sus solicitudes a continuación, en la sección de comentarios.

Infiltration and Sunlight

  • Posted on 12 December 2016 at 14 h 20 min

Then it’s afternoon, sun drenched, walking along St. Laurent. I’ve just returned from two weeks in a small, rough German city, in comparison a reminder of how gentle and charming Montreal often seems just walking through the streets. I am looking for a performance, not sure I’m walking in the right direction, when I spot it across the street, impossible to miss. A white feathered head, brightly coloured pants, t-shirt with her (tattooed?) back printed on the back, ceramic breasts printed on the front (but I don’t see the front until later.) She is slowly pushing her ‘mobile lucky charms cart’ along the sidewalk, seemingly with some effort. (***** Helena Martin Franco*****) I am now reading about it on the internet: “Who is Corazón Desfasado? Montréal’s holy, holy hybrid, holy ambiguity, holy differences. / She, the misunderstood, the submissive, is a heart out of phase.
/ Also known as “The worst of all” or “The hypermediatic almost virgin”
/ She is the queen of the dollar store,
/ of confusing discourses,
/ of the celestial incoherence,
of astral’s misunderstandings.
/ Her shifted identity is miraculous.” On the cart are ceramic spoons, each with one word: ‘integración’, ‘tolerance’, ‘sincretismo’, ceramic breasts you can rub, that will give you help with “everything”, post cards with prayers for love, money, etc, including this Prayer for an authentic performance, votive candles, flattened ceramic hands that can also help one become more authentic. Do you need help with love? Money? (Don’t we all?) All items are for sale and if I wasn’t shy I might well have purchased many. I am agnostic but perhaps these are also agnostic prayers. I certainly wouldn’t say no to a good prayer when the situation demands it. And what situation doesn’t? Authenticity is a feeling.

Jacob Wren
octobre 2nd, 2013


Photos: Christian Bujold


Generating personalized prayers

  • Posted on 15 May 2016 at 12 h 16 min

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Ejaculatory prayers for artists ….

  • Posted on 17 February 2014 at 14 h 03 min

Ejaculatory prayer for artists
(Short and ardent prayer)

Enriched me!
Teach me!
Enlighten me!
Colonizes me!
Neo-colonize me!
Teach me!
Recognize me!
Sign me!
Fills me!
Socializes me!
Valid me!
Choose me!
Invite me !
Exoticized me!
Exorcises me! Seduce me!
Look at me!
Cleanse me!
Reward me!
Expose me!
Internationalized me!
Assimilates me!
Hybrid me!
Accept me!
Tolerates me!
Listen to me!
Know me!
View Me!

(Google translate)


  • Posted on 24 July 2013 at 11 h 54 min

Aparition  of Corazón desfasado in a Pereira’s wall


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