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Infiltration and Sunlight

  • Posted on 12 December 2016 at 14 h 20 min

Then it’s afternoon, sun drenched, walking along St. Laurent. I’ve just returned from two weeks in a small, rough German city, in comparison a reminder of how gentle and charming Montreal often seems just walking through the streets. I am looking for a performance, not sure I’m walking in the right direction, when I spot it across the street, impossible to miss. A white feathered head, brightly coloured pants, t-shirt with her (tattooed?) back printed on the back, ceramic breasts printed on the front (but I don’t see the front until later.) She is slowly pushing her ‘mobile lucky charms cart’ along the sidewalk, seemingly with some effort. (***** Helena Martin Franco*****) I am now reading about it on the internet: “Who is Corazón Desfasado? Montréal’s holy, holy hybrid, holy ambiguity, holy differences. / She, the misunderstood, the submissive, is a heart out of phase.
/ Also known as “The worst of all” or “The hypermediatic almost virgin”
/ She is the queen of the dollar store,
/ of confusing discourses,
/ of the celestial incoherence,
of astral’s misunderstandings.
/ Her shifted identity is miraculous.” On the cart are ceramic spoons, each with one word: ‘integración’, ‘tolerance’, ‘sincretismo’, ceramic breasts you can rub, that will give you help with “everything”, post cards with prayers for love, money, etc, including this Prayer for an authentic performance, votive candles, flattened ceramic hands that can also help one become more authentic. Do you need help with love? Money? (Don’t we all?) All items are for sale and if I wasn’t shy I might well have purchased many. I am agnostic but perhaps these are also agnostic prayers. I certainly wouldn’t say no to a good prayer when the situation demands it. And what situation doesn’t? Authenticity is a feeling.

Jacob Wren
octobre 2nd, 2013


Photos: Christian Bujold


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  • Posted on 15 May 2016 at 12 h 16 min

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Ejaculatory prayers for artists ….

  • Posted on 17 February 2014 at 14 h 03 min

Ejaculatory prayer for artists
(Short and ardent prayer)

Enriched me!
Teach me!
Enlighten me!
Colonizes me!
Neo-colonize me!
Teach me!
Recognize me!
Sign me!
Fills me!
Socializes me!
Valid me!
Choose me!
Invite me !
Exoticized me!
Exorcises me! Seduce me!
Look at me!
Cleanse me!
Reward me!
Expose me!
Internationalized me!
Assimilates me!
Hybrid me!
Accept me!
Tolerates me!
Listen to me!
Know me!
View Me!

(Google translate)


  • Posted on 24 July 2013 at 11 h 54 min

Aparition  of Corazón desfasado in a Pereira’s wall


Continue reading SALVAMENTO!…

Oh poderosa y Santa! by Anónima Dominguez

  • Posted on 29 October 2012 at 7 h 57 min

¡Oh poderosa y Santa!
¡Oh grandisima y milagrosísima!
¡Oh Santa de las rebajas!
¡Oh Tú que eres el descuento del 60% en medio del aumento del 100%
Tú que quitas cualquier imperfección en la cara, tetas, nalgas y piernas
Tú que solucionas cualquier alquiler,
Tú que ayudas a cualquier desvalido que no puede pagar hydroquebec
Tú que das de beber al sediento, de comer al hambriento y de fumar al necesitado
¡Ayúdame a conseguir mi salvación en este mundo!
¡Ayúdame a ser mas bonita y mamacita!
¡Ayúdame a ser mas dinámica y audaz!
¡Ayúdame a tener siempre encendido mi celular!

Anonima Dominguez, Lévis, Qc.

Requests to one woman to another, by S.J.

  • Posted on 29 May 2012 at 11 h 02 min

Give me ejaculation
for pleasantly continue the affair that I want,
which conjure my disappointment,
that unmasks my modesty,
an authentic and creative action,
a real agreement that does good and gives peace.

by S.J.
Google translate from french

Prayer for an authentic performance

  • Posted on 23 May 2012 at 16 h 36 min

Oh! Corazón desfasado!
Oh! Corazón desprendido!
Donne-moi la jaculation,
pour réaliser une performance,
qui conjure ma déception,
qui démasque ma pudeur,
une action authentique,
une entente platonique.


It works!
Testimony: “Confession d’une Femme éléphant”
24 may 2012, 22h at La Centrale

Auxilio cartagenero I

  • Posted on 16 April 2012 at 12 h 20 min

(After the VI Summit of the Americas in Cartagena de Indias, 2012)

auxilioCorazón Desfasado, no me reprendas en tu enojo,
no me abandones a empresarios e inmobiliarios;
ahora que nuestras tierras están blindadas
y sus calles maquilladas
y la comunidad cree que tiene garantías
que ahora el desplazamiento es pura fantasía.

Palpita mi corazón,
pues se han clavado en nuestras pieles
proyectos turísticos
y cayó de tu mano sobre mí
un invitado especial,
un colonizador carismático
para entregar títulos y restituir baldíos

Palpita mi corazón,
No hay en mi cuerpo parte sana
El empoderamiento, aunque ajeno, me amarra
en nombre de su venerada voluntad
me agacho
me ignoro
me olvido
ante el encanto del Santo,
ante el homólogo gringo. Continue reading Auxilio cartagenero I…


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